4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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