Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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