...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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