I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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