the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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