forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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