i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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