At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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NoShamevember. You game?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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