if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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