Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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