You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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