you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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