So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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