K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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