We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
