Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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