well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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