I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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