whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You did what with his pubic hair?
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