Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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