love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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