Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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