can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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