why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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