I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my nose is crying tears of wow.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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