You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
