All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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