I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
