Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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