So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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