So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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