when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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