Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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