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Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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