we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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