guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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