Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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