I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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