i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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