I've blown a few things in my day
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It was confusing and full of hummus
Actions speak louder than pants.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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