I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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