You really coming over, don't trick.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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