i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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