We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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