I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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