I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
