Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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