Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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