also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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