Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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