I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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