I want to make a zoo with you.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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this hospital has no fireball
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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