Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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